• me: omg i'm going to get all skinny and toned for summer and then i can wear crop tops and short shorts and i'll have that perfect gap between my thighs and it will be perfect
• me: is that cake

I was passed the fuck out in my boyfriends bed and then someone starts tickling my feet. Looks like he just had 2 people come over to hang out. It’s 4 in the morning. All I want to do is curl up with my boyfriend and sleep. Guess that’s too much to ask for!

setitofflike-napalm:

Brand New | Seventy Times 7

Have another drink and drive yourself home. I hope there’s ice on all the roads. And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt. Then again when your head goes through the windshield.

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